goforthemanboob:

alltheladiesyouhate:

i genuinely don’t understand people who don’t like pepper potts

#PEPPER IS A GIFT TO THE GENRE #HERO IN HEELS

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

poopflow:

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

• HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
• GO FAST
• NEVER USE BRAKES

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

mileyhighrus:

i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this

fartgallery:

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

Friday night, 2 of my roommates are in Vancouver for a concert and my other roommate and I are in the living room, playing Sim City 4 and reading Ayn Rand…
We’re wild and uncontrollable.
She burnt croutons.
When I say burnt I don’t mean a little brown, I mean so black and burnt we had to throw out the pan cause she left them in there for over an hour because neither of us remembered.