vitalyorlovs:

BBC Sherlock: Favorite Canon References

2/? - References to various canon cases in ASiB.

 ”The Geek Interpreter” →  ”The Greek Interpreter”, The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes

 ”The Speckled Blonde” →   “The Speckled Band”, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

 ”The Navel Treatment”→  ”The Naval Treaty”, The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes

“And my client is?” “Illustrious.” → “The Illustrious Client”, The Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes

tea-at-221b:

The Adventure of the Illustrious Client 1924

Both Holmes and I had a weakness for the Turkish bath. It was over a smoke in the pleasant lassitude of the drying-room that I have found him less reticent and more human than anywhere else. On the upper floor of the Northumberland Avenue establishment there is an isolated corner where two couches lie side by side, and it was on these that we lay upon September 3, 1902, the day when my narrative begins. I had asked him whether anything was stirring, and for answer he had shot his long, thin, nervous arm out of the sheets which enveloped him and had drawn an envelope from the inside pocket of the coat which hung beside him.

Illustrated by Howard K. Elcock

(posted by request)

johnlockofficial:

“I think I love you.”

walkamongstthestars:

#they’re coming home from the market…… together

 #mother of god why is that so painfully endearing #And John in the background packing things away#urgh and I bet they would unpack it together if Sherlock was in a decent enough mood to go in the first place #but he would have no idea where anything went #so he would just put things wherever there was space #and sometimes John would catch him doing it and grab it off him and put it where it belongs #and other times be would find cans of beans under the sink #Sherlock #your domesticity causes me physical pain

No stop.

boysofbakerstreet:

thefunnyshitblog:

This just seems like a terrible idea.

why would you do this? OMG

uwaah:

neekcreep:

partylikeaprostitute:

Goofy, Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse’s cameo in The Little Mermaid

Proof kingdom hearts actually happened

omg

evil-sherlock-holmes:

wenchpunch:

Barbie, You don’t put mirrors in the kitchen.

How the fuck are you taller than your own fridge, barbie?

can i has coookie?

IS THAT BACON?!

 Geez Barbie, what’s with all the dishes in the sink? Talk about unsanitary— MOLD can grow on those Barbie, MOLD.

Barbie, you forgot to put the sponge away again. What the fuck Barbie? Get it the fuck together.

Barbie, why are your magnets shaped like sushi?

BLOODY TORSO ON THE FLOOR

FORGET THE TORSO!
WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BOILS FEET AND BAKES HANDS? IT’S THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

LOOK AT YOUR LIFE BARBIE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES

BARBIE, YOU DO REALIZE THAT THE HEAD IS JUST GOING TO EXPLODE IN THERE, RIGHT?

WHAT THE FUCK BARBIE!? PUT SOME SHOES ON. IT’S BASIC FUCKING HYGIENE.

OMFG, AND YOU FOOD LEFT OUT ON THE SIDE BARBIE. MAKE KEN SOME SANDWICHES YOU FILTHY WHORE.

HEY, COOKIES

FUCKING SUSHI MAGNETS!

Psh, this is sooo fake! I mean, who has a door to the rain forest in there kitchen?! THAT IS A CLOSET, MISS, NOT THE FUCKING DOOR TO NARNIA!!!

BARBIE. THE RED BLOOD CLASHES WITH YOUR PINK SHIRT. SLACKING, I SEE?

BARBIE, PUT YOUR HAIR UP.  THAT SHIT COULD GET IN THE FOOD.

BARBIE YOU DON’T EVEN FIT THROUGH YOUR DOOR. EVERYTHING IS IRRELEVANT.

God bless Tumblr.

 BARBIE, YOU CAN’T PUT A HEAD IN THE MICROWAVE!!

barbie, why are you so tall?

BARBIE, PUT THAT MILK IN THE FRIDGE BEFORE IT SPOILS!

BARBIE YOUR DRESS. YOU BETTER PUT SOME BLEACH ON THAT IF YOU EVER WANNA GET THE TOMATO SAUCE STAIN OFF.

BARBIE, YOU LEFT YOUR HAMBURGER MEAT ONE THE FLOOR! HURRY! PICK IT UP BEFORE IT SPOILS!

 Barbie, common girl! You gotta put the head on for 2 minutes or it wont cook right.

WHO THE FUCK PUTS A KNIFE ON THE FLOOR WHAT IF YOU SLIP ON THAT BARBIE THAT COULD BE THE LAST OF YOU BARBIE WHAT IF IT CUTS YOUR VAJAYJAY OPEN AND YOU BLEED TO DEATH GET YOUR LIFE BACK TOGETHER BARBIE

What’s all this mess in the kitchen, Barbie? That’s not right at all, it’s gross, clean it up! GET IT TOGETHER, BARBIE!

 BARBIE GET YOUR HAND OFF OF THE DAMN STOVE! YOU’RE GOING TO BURN YOURSELF!

 JESUS CHRIST, BARBIE! MY GOD HAVE YOU LET YOURSELF GO! THAT KITCHEN JUST SCREAMS POOR!

CHRIST BARBIE, THOSE WALLS NEED A REPAINTING.